Posts from — January 2008

 A plastic surgeon, who is married to Brazilian model Angela Bismarchi, will be performing an operation to give her Japanese looking eyes using implanted nylon wires.  She will have this surgery performed because she will be the lead next month’s Rio Carnival and is having the procedure to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil.  This will be her 42ND time having plastic surgery coming up on the world record of 46.

  Now we say on this website learn something new today and what have we learned today?  If you want to look Japanese you can!  Imagine the freaks that can be made with this surgery.  Take a look at these plastic surgery nightmares: [Read more →]

  The Muslim Religion has been a topic of many articles here on this website.  Every-time a story comes out about a ridiculous, inhumane and barbaric issue it seems that the Muslim Religion is the center of the topic.  Let’s take a look at the latest story I found on FoxNews.com: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324666,00.html .  This article is about a 23 year old journalism student in Afghanistan sentenced to death because printed off a paper and distributed it.  Three judges in Afghanistan called it a violation of the tenants of Islam and he should be put to DEATH!  The three-judge panel sentenced Sayad Parwez Kambaksh to death for distributing a paper that humiliated Islam.  Oh sure his family and a journalist group denounced this ridiculous sentence but how did it even get this far?  “He told them he didn’t write this article,” said Brahimi. “It was written by an Iranian.”  Supposedly only [Read more →]

I finally saw it and was impressed?  I can’t say no and I can’t say yes.  The movie format is like the Blair Witch Project.  It starts as someone (I think the Army) finds a video camera and plays it.  Basically the movie is the video in the video camera.  It starts out with recordings from earlier in the year about a guy and a girl in love.  Showing scenes here and there about their relationship and finally ends with the night of fun.  One of the buddies is using the camera to record his friends going away but all hell breaks loose.  Starts off with the explosion and then the flying liberty head.

  Unfortunately is sometimes hard to watch the camera bouncing all around as the guy runs with it trying to record the happenings of this fine night.  It really shows what happens to this cute little bunch of friends during a monster tragedy in NYC.  Sure a few of them die here and there and lots shooting but there are way to many questions.  I think this movie was made to see how the Sci Fi fans would react.  It definitely needs another movie to see what really happens with the monster and what happens to everyone else.  What is the monster?  [Read more →]

  So it is in the news Sears to decentralize to stop nose dive!  Sears is going to break apart into independent units including: Sears, Kmart, Lands End, Craftsman, Die Hard and Kenmore.  Why are they doing this? Because they have had 3 quarters of profit decline. Will this help the company recover? NO!  I think they need to hire me to help them. I will tell you right now what to do and you can send me a check in the mail with 1% of you increases in profit.

  Here is the beginning of this sad tail.  Sears and Kmart are dead!  The clientele for Sears are dying off and the new clientele like younger adults and teens don’t want anything to do with it.  When I think of Sears I think of the Wish book and how much fun that was.  I also think about going there and it sucked.  Sure now they are known for old woman’s clothes, tools and power equipment. Sears name needs to go away.  It will not win.  So this is what needs to be done with Sears:

• Create a website based on the wish-book.  Wishbook.com something and bring back those memories of the past. Put some old adds up and let us browse and buy.  Market it as bring back memories and the web is perfect for it.
• Then name of Sears has to go!  Let’s think out of the box and get a new name and image for it.  How about get rid of the clothing lines and go directly as a Man’s and Outdoor Store!  Call it [Read more →]

  

Language, as we all know, is an ever evolving aspect of mankind. It is an ever-changing, ever-growing tool in constant use. English, being a widely used language, has countless variations, pronunciations, and semantics. Its changes, though, have always been under one criticism or another, and the question always asked: Is this better English?

“How art thou, good sir?”
“How’s it going, man?”
“What’s crackin’, homie?”

All three of these phrases are synonymous in their meaning. The first being Shakespearean in nature, the second being contemporary, and the third being urban. It may be surprising to see how quickly and drastically English has been changing - but this is all considered modern English. [Read more →]

Remember the days when Timmy fell into the well and Lassie would run home to tell mom about the tragic event? The proud canine owners would actually have to think about what their faithful canine was trying to say. Oh how the world could have used a device designed to translate dog barks into text messages…

But lucky for us, a Japanese company has created the “Bowlingual”, a technological device complete with computer chip that has the ability to translate “Woof into human language”. It works something like this: the pooch wears a microphone, which is connected wirelessly to said gadget. When Fido barks, the tiny screen on the “Bowlingual” shows a text message that the dog supposedly barked. What would a dog say? Well, maybe he’s thirsty, or has to go out, or just wants to play. All of the guesswork and needless unanswered questions from you to your dog are eliminated.

And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Holy Cow!”, they’re next. German engineers are currently at work [Read more →]