Imagine this!  I come home from work on a Sunday night and I decided to go right to bed because I have to get up at 6:30am to put the kids on the bus in the morning.  By now its 9:15pm and I am just settling in after a quick shower.  I know I shouldn’t have eaten anything but I was hungry so by 9:25pm I finally lay besides my sleeping wife and shut all the lights off.  What a wonderful long night sleep I am about to get!

  Then it happens the bells of HELL!  RINGGGGGGGGGGG, RINGGGGGGGGGGG my wife yells it’s got to be for you!  Since my Mom or Sister usually calls later in the night. I answer if just in case it could be an emergency.  Maybe its something that has happened to someone in the family or a close friend.  Things go through my head because mostly everyone knows don’t call after 9pm.  It cannot be a telemarketer since I am on the do not call list and besides I would hunt them down at this time of the night.  Even the bill collectors are asleep!

  I lean over my wife and answer the damn phone in a panic.  I pick up the rude phone to hear…..”Bla bla bla Hillary Clinton Presidential Candidate recording….at 9:30pm!  Who the hell does she think she is calling me at 9:30pm with a friggin recording?  [Read more →]