How Can A Presidential Candidate Lose My Vote?
Imagine this! I come home from work on a Sunday night and I decided to go right to bed because I have to get up at 6:30am to put the kids on the bus in the morning. By now its 9:15pm and I am just settling in after a quick shower. I know I shouldn’t have eaten anything but I was hungry so by 9:25pm I finally lay besides my sleeping wife and shut all the lights off. What a wonderful long night sleep I am about to get!
Then it happens the bells of HELL! RINGGGGGGGGGGG, RINGGGGGGGGGGG my wife yells it’s got to be for you! Since my Mom or Sister usually calls later in the night. I answer if just in case it could be an emergency. Maybe its something that has happened to someone in the family or a close friend. Things go through my head because mostly everyone knows don’t call after 9pm. It cannot be a telemarketer since I am on the do not call list and besides I would hunt them down at this time of the night. Even the bill collectors are asleep!
I lean over my wife and answer the damn phone in a panic. I pick up the rude phone to hear…..”Bla bla bla Hillary Clinton Presidential Candidate recording….at 9:30pm! Who the hell does she think she is calling me at 9:30pm with a friggin recording?
If it was her personally I would have at least had the ability of screaming at her. But the no spine, lost my vote, ignorant Senator Clinton has the balls to make her machine call me at 9:30pm to make sure I was awake! I didn’t listen to the damn recording but I hope one of her campaign promises was to offer a telephone wake me up call service! Congratulations Senator Clinton with that one stupid move you have proved to me you don’t give a shit about the common man. Mr. Obama you will win the Democratic nominee in my book!
DJL
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Oddly enough, I did not see any “Hillary” signs today when I voted in the New Hampshire primary election. Since this is a God-fearing town, I didn’t think much about the masses of Republican picketers out in front of said voting establishment. But if there were any, I would have asked them for their phone numbers, set my alarm for 9;30 pm, woke up and called them. Of course, they would have been awake waiting to see their fave candidate on the tv. Maybe Hillary will cry again tonight…definitely when she loses.
Her crying spell is exactly why the US should NOT have a female president when the world is already laughing at us. Could you imagine this:
Hillary: Oh Mr. Bin Laden…please stop blowing us up!
Osama: Nope.
Hillary: (now throwing a temper tantrom because she broke a nail on the way to the airport after hitting Bill over the head with a cigar…which hurt her way more than it hurt him) Pleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee! Wah!!!!!
Nightmare waiting to happen.
I voted for Obama….just to spite her…then I changed back my “declaration” to “undeclared”.
It wasn’t JUST Hillary it was ALL OF THEM!!! I was getting like 20 calls a day and most of them were recordings. (every once in a while I would answer one for the fun of it!)
THANK GOD THE PRIMARY IS OVER!!!!!!!
Ralph Wiggum for president!
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