Remember the days when Timmy fell into the well and Lassie would run home to tell mom about the tragic event? The proud canine owners would actually have to think about what their faithful canine was trying to say. Oh how the world could have used a device designed to translate dog barks into text messages…

But lucky for us, a Japanese company has created the “Bowlingual”, a technological device complete with computer chip that has the ability to translate “Woof into human language”. It works something like this: the pooch wears a microphone, which is connected wirelessly to said gadget. When Fido barks, the tiny screen on the “Bowlingual” shows a text message that the dog supposedly barked. What would a dog say? Well, maybe he’s thirsty, or has to go out, or just wants to play. All of the guesswork and needless unanswered questions from you to your dog are eliminated.

And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Holy Cow!”, they’re next. German engineers are currently at work [Read more →]

  Ok I have seen it all!  In Virginia State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a ban of the use of large rubber testicles to display on trailor hitches!  Now I may be a Yankee from up north but I have never seen these ,probably hilarious, balls!  I am sure it would be a redneck thing anyway.  I can imagine a bunch of guys standing in their front yard leaning on the broken down cars littering their lawn checking out their new chrome ball attachments for their newly purchased 1982 Dodge Ram with a Hemi and a lift kit.

  Mr Spruill said that daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.  [Read more →]