Ban Replica Testicles On Trailer Hitches? What Is This World Coming To?

  Ok I have seen it all!  In Virginia State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a ban of the use of large rubber testicles to display on trailor hitches!  Now I may be a Yankee from up north but I have never seen these ,probably hilarious, balls!  I am sure it would be a redneck thing anyway.  I can imagine a bunch of guys standing in their front yard leaning on the broken down cars littering their lawn checking out their new chrome ball attachments for their newly purchased 1982 Dodge Ram with a Hemi and a lift kit.

  Mr Spruill said that daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.  I would say this “dear that is called redneck humor and I bet the drivers of that truck have mullets”! Now I understand that this humor is offensive to all kinds of people.  I probably would laugh at it myself but I can understand.  The ban that has been suggested would come with a $250 fine.  While they are at it how about banning those propellers that attach to the trailer hitches.  How about those stupid wheel covers that turn when the vehicle is stopped?  Think about the things people will create to challenge this ban.  I think this is just a waste of time.  Maybe these balls help weigh down the back of the truck for people who plow in the winter?  I wouldn’t mind a pair of steele balls myself.  That reminds me of a joke I heard: ”Why doesn’t Chuck Norris grow hair on his balls?……………………………Because hair don’t grown on Steele!” 

  I just wanted to write a quick little blurb about this but I would love your responses!  How about sending me a picture of them!  Imagine having Steele balls?  Balls of Steele is an awesome name!  I could be a superhero.  Not to heavy though you know my back will start hurting.