A Letter to Dear Abby…Signed by “Clueless”

Yet another hysterical email came across my desk this morning, and I felt the need to share it with the world again. Many thanks to my friend Sharon who sent me this…I couldn’t have said it better myself:

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from
the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating. Also, since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn’t even
looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
around and “B.S.” With his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like
me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless
_____________________

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman – you don’t need him
anymore! You’re a United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States. Act like one.