Freaky People From My Childhood!

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Things are different now.  Advertisers and children’s shows don’t try to scare the shit out of kids any more. Maybe in the past they loved messing with our minds or something.  Here is some freaky stuff from the 1970’2, anything bring back memories?  Give me some of your bad memories….

   The Hamburglar:  The hamburglar wasn’t that cute little kid thing with a smile running around stealing a hamburger in the 1970′s.  No it was a freaky, crazy, derranged sicko with an ugly face and scaring the hell out of kids.  I remember seeing him when I was little at the local McDonald’s establishment. The only one scarier was that nasty….

 Slim Goodbody:  Oh the friggin nightmares. This freak dancing around with his body hanging all out making me dry heave teaching me about my body.  I still go to therapy about that one….

 Mister Moose:  From Captain Kangaroo…Look at his ears I always thought his ears are bleeding.  They are going to fall off…ewwww.

 HR Pufnstuf:  This giant freaky friendly dragon would kill Barney.  I would love to see them fight.  Remember that kid with the flute that looked like a pretzel?  His name was Freddy and that flut talked.  Friggin Feaks!

 Zoom: All those damn kids dancing and talking pig latin.  I think everytime I watched that show I was sick.  Those ugly zoomy shirts and their smiling faces.  “Write ZOOM, Z-Double-O-M, Box 3-5-0, Boston, Mass 0-2-1-3-4: send it to ZOOM!”. They freaked me out.  Still do…. Ubbi Dubbi this..

 Lady Elaine Fairchilde:  Just look at her.  All red spot and pissed off all the time.  She used to run the land of make believe.  I heard she had affairs with the Purple Panda, Mr. Mcfeeley and made Daniel Striped Tiger a Man!

 Heatmiser:  This sinister bastard was ruining Christmas.  I hate him. I hate him.  Fighting with his brother well he scared me.

 Snuffleupagus:  Big ugly hair Mammoth that spoke slow and probably smelled.  I thought he was gross until I met him!  Yes I met him on Sesame Street On Ice.  He had a plastic sheet under his fat stomach.  Sliding on the ice all nasty.

 Charo:  Oh, Nevermind I liked her,but I never understood why?

 The Crying Indian:  Creepy when I was little.  Still kind of is….

 Jaws:  I don’t care who you talk to this scared the hell out of everyone back then.  If they don’t admit it call them a liar!