Gotta Love Drunk People….

Once again, I received an email that made me “ROFL”…(God, I hate those)…but it made me crack up all by myself…kind of like when you’re alone in a card store and read the funniest card you’ve ever seen. Anyway, a plethora of thanks goes out to sister-in-law Lorene for being so kind as to send me this:

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on
the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He
slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk.