10 Logical Events that will Occur if Aliens ever Make Contact

WARNING NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

 Note:  All conclusions are drawn assuming that aliens make contact with our society in the next 50 years or so and don’t take into account possibilities such as us becoming advanced beings and making contact with another race (Humans being the aliens to another race) 

1. People (aliens included) will die!  This is logical for two reasons; we all know that if our government doesn’t mess up extraterrestrial relations that another government will.  And even if all of the world’s governments do everything right that some hick is gonna rally other hicks and they’ll all go on a rampage with a shotgun

2. Everytime two perviously isolated cultures meet for the first time they share diseases that the other culture has no immunties against.  Needless to say that between the war and medical choas everyone will be running around like a chicken with their head cut off.

3. In light of recent events (aka the moment of Contact) most world religions will suffer.  Sin and sechularity will rule again as Catholicism and Islam struggle to adapt or finally die out as the old world religions have.

4. And quite possibly humans will begin to believe in religions that the aliens may believe in.  Perhaps a fussion of human and alien religions will occur.

5. IF all the war and choas ends and we don’t kill each other off humans and aliens could begin to live and coexist together.  Which could lead to a world very different from our own.

6. Language and culture will forever be different and major advances in science and medicine will change how we view the world.

7. The BlackMarket will have a bunch of new and excitingly illegal stuff for sale.

8. Amsterdam will forever be changed for two reasons.  I’m sure that alien teenagers will bring new drugs over with them, however they might not be safe for human consumption.

9. Amsterdam is also the sex capital of the world.  I’m sure that even if the act of copulation is not possible between the two species you know that someone will get “turned on” by watching aliens.

10.  Lastly and most disturbingly, Tiajuana will have entirely new attractions.  For anyone who hasn’t watched Clerks 2, Tiajuana Mexico is famous for their interspecies erotic shows.  And all I have to say to that is, What do you think an alien goat looks like?