Aha! yet again, I’d like to thank my bud Sharon for one of those emails that make me look like an idiot while I laugh all alone…the worst part about this one is that each of these individual “jokes” is absolutely true. Enjoy!

IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a -½ horsepower. He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.” I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, “NO, it’s not.” Four is larger than two..”
We haven’t used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, [Read more →]

I received these via Email from my Sister.  These are great:

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