Degrees of Homosexuality (and a complaint about the Media)

A warning to all easily offended homosexuals, you may not like this post.

Now homosexuality is not so clear as many people think.  Homosexual males are not just sissy boys who like to cross dress.  There are varrying degrees on how gay some one is.  It can be broken down into the following categories:  normal guy who just happens to like other guys, “wanna be upper class” gay guy, the “must have super pride” homo, the emo, and the fairy.  To make sure you all are classifying you’re homosexuals correctly I will provide a description of each, and any problems I happen to have with that group of homosexuals.  Now before everyone tries to go call me a homophobe, I would like to point out, that I am a gay man.  So without further delay, the degrees of homosexuals:

Normal guy who just happens to like other guys:  These guys are the ones most people do not expect to be gay, and it’s not until they tell you they’re gay that you realize the little quirks.  Even then, they tend not to be extremely flamboyant.  While occasionally they will make “fairy-like” comments or movements, etc, they are just you’re average guy, with the exception of how they like to get off.

“Wanna be upper class” gay guy:  These are the guys who go out clubbing and pick up any one they can get in bed.  They are the sluts of the homosexual male world.  They drink wine and act all sophisticated, and sometimes they do have lots of money, but mostly they are middle class, or upper middle class.  They tend to be very flirtatious, very easy to excite, and enjoy “sophisticated entertainment.”  Now these are the gays that can be tolerated, if you like snobby people, because like the previous category, they are rather similar to rich straightt guys.  However, these ones have more quirks and can normally be spotted right away.

“The must have super pride” homo:  These homosexuals are the ones who attend every rally they hear about.  They have 8 million rainbow stickers, and get pissed if you call some one a fag or another durogatory word.  While not nessisarily a bad thing, they tend to just piss everyone off, and start telling everyone they have to like them.  Here’s the thing, not everyone is not going to like everyone.   And in most cases, its not that these guys are gay that gets them harrassed, its that they are so damn annoying.  I mean really, do i have to display my homosexuality 7 days a week, or can I just act like a normal human being, maybe attend a pride day, if I feel like it?

Emo:  Now not all emo kids are gay, lets make that clear, I’m trying to debunk some stereotypes, not make them.  Now the gay emos are the ones that go around going, “I’m so gay, no one likes me, whine, whine, whine.”  News flash, they don’t like you because you’re a whiny little snot, grow a back bone, get some self confidence, wear clothes that don’t portray death, and for the love of what every imaginary (wo)man you believe in try and gain some weight to be normal.  Oh and if you’re not happy being gay, maybe, just maybe you’re not gay and you just wanted some attention.  So, uh, give that a try and get back to me.

Fairy:  The group of homosexuals known as the fairy is you’re stereotypical gay guy.  You could spot him from a mile away as a homo.  He cares as much about his looks as the girliest girl, and talks like a valley girl.  Infact if it wasn’t for a certain part of his anatomy, he probably would be a girl.  These are the one that the media likes to look at in the parades and stuff, the ones who prance around like little children in too-toos.  They walk with a forced sway of their hips and they may be (or may not be) cross dressers as well.

Now for the most part, I don’t care about how other’s live their lives.  Seriously, what do I care if some gay wants to prance around like winged-mythical bite-sized creature?  The problem I find, is when people stereotype me as a magical fairy boy, when in reality, I am an angry, evil, maniacle, self-serving, cold hearted….okay, we’ll stop there.  I also don’t like the fact that the stereotypes, not just of homosexuals, but of any minority, are overplayed on the media.  How often do you hear of an African American getting some special award for one thing or another?  Now how often do you hear of the police searching for an African American suspect?  Startling isn’t it.  How about the white canadian illegal immigrants, hear about them?  No you hear about the Mexican illegal immigrants.  So while this was meant to be just a comical break down of type of homosexuals, you can see that the media’s and government’s portray of stereotypes has lead me to rant about another poor attribute of the American way of life.  Well, I hope you enjoyed this little discussion on homosexuals and the American media.