Magic Bullet: Super Fun Adult Toy or the Greatest Blender ever created?

by guest blogger

When you mention the Magic Bullet, people oftentimes think you’re talking about adult fun. They flush and giggle and whisper from behind their hand, “Oh yeah, I’ve got one of those!” Those who answer in such a way are quite unfortunate to have an early bedtime and are incorrectly thinking of the Silver Bullet. The Silver Bullet is a small, handheld vibrator roughly the size of a bullet. And while the Silver Bullet is a very useful invention when it comes to the bedroom, we’re talking the kitchen here. (I suppose the Silver Bullet could be used in the kitchen but that wouldn’t be very sanitary.)

I was up late one night a few months ago and I happened to fall asleep while watching an episode of Law and Order: SVU. When I woke up the television was still blaring and a loud, Australian voice was shouting at me about, “daiquiri’s in 10 seconds!” Suffice to say, they had me at the mention of alcohol, especially a quick drink. It was kismet, a moment of fate. I turned my head towards the television and our eyes met. Well, my eyes met the tiny, sparkling chrome of the Magic Bullet. I was captivated as I watched the “versatile, personal countertop magician” at work.

It asked me: What can you do in 10 seconds?

For the men who just went white as a sheet -don’t worry, no one knows but your girlfriends and wives, I promise. For the rest of you who must’ve asked, “I don’t know? What can you do?!” You can do anything and everything! You can make a smoothie, scramble eggs, grind coffee, chop garlic and any other job in the kitchen in less time than it takes to use the bathroom. It’s small, compact and comes with numerous accessories. And if you act fast, you can get the Magic Bullet To-Go for no additional cost!

Join Mic and Mimi as they serve their hung-over guests using the Magic Bullet. There’s a guest for everyone: the smoking grandma, the honeymooning couple, the miserable single dude, the drunk guy and of course, our enthusiastic hosts Mic and Mimi! In fact, I sometimes wonder whether or not it’s this loveable cast of characters that makes me want to purchase this technological phenomenon. However, seeing as how I’ve been a ridiculously poor college student for the past five years, I’ve yet to buy it. I’m also quite lazy. I’m hoping one day it will just appear on my kitchen counter –the name would imply it has magical properties- or that my mom will buy me one for Christmas. Whichever comes first.

So, if you think you can spare the change ($99.99), go out and buy the Magic Bullet. Do it for me. And write to let me know how magical it really is. Otherwise, I might end up buying the Bun and Thigh Roller. The girl in that commercial is pretty convincing about getting rock-hard buns in two months or less.

To purchase above-mentioned products go to:

Silver Bullet: http://www.babeland.com/silver-bullet-vibrator.html

Magic Bullet: http://www.buythebullet.com

Bun and Thigh Roller: http://www.bunthigh.com