Here is a test for you.  Can you figure out the real meaning of the following headlines from newspapers?  Yes these are all real headlines.

• Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
• Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
• Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
• Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
• Stud Tires Out
• Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
• Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over
• Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundred Dead
• Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
• “Miners Refuse to Work after Death
• Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash

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