Once again I have to thank my sister for sending me this funny email:

1.   If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2.    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3.   Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using  the sink.
4.   For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

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