Comments on: The Great Quotes of “SAM KINISON”! http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/ Multiple catagories to explore! Bottom Right features Language changer! Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:36:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: | Patrick Says http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18918 | Patrick Says Tue, 12 Oct 2010 22:41:34 +0000 http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18918 [...] “I got a real depressing letter from my folks about two weeks ago, because I haven’t been taking real good care of my money. They said, ‘Sam, we can’t send you any more money. You’re out of control, and you don’t know what the f*** you’re doing with your cash. And…you’re old enough to be on your own.’ I said, ‘Oh, okay’…and I called them. I said, ‘Mom, get dad on the phone too, wake him up, I know it’s late, but I want you both to hear this. You know, before I was your little son, before I was your baby, before I was your LOAN, I was a free spirit in the next stage of life. I walked in the cosmos, not imprisoned by a body of flesh, but free, in a pure body of light. There were no questions, only answers, no weaknesses, only strengths, I was light, I was truth, I was a spiritual being, I was a God…but you had to F*** and bring my a** down HERE. I didn’t ask to be born! I didn’t call and say: ‘Hey, please have me so I could work in a f***in’ Winchell’s someday!’ Now you want me to pay my own way? F*** YOU! PICK UP THE F***IN’ CHECK, MOM! PICK IT UP!’” - Sam Kinison [...] [...] “I got a real depressing letter from my folks about two weeks ago, because I haven’t been taking real good care of my money. They said, ‘Sam, we can’t send you any more money. You’re out of control, and you don’t know what the f*** you’re doing with your cash. And…you’re old enough to be on your own.’ I said, ‘Oh, okay’…and I called them. I said, ‘Mom, get dad on the phone too, wake him up, I know it’s late, but I want you both to hear this. You know, before I was your little son, before I was your baby, before I was your LOAN, I was a free spirit in the next stage of life. I walked in the cosmos, not imprisoned by a body of flesh, but free, in a pure body of light. There were no questions, only answers, no weaknesses, only strengths, I was light, I was truth, I was a spiritual being, I was a God…but you had to F*** and bring my a** down HERE. I didn’t ask to be born! I didn’t call and say: ‘Hey, please have me so I could work in a f***in’ Winchell’s someday!’ Now you want me to pay my own way? F*** YOU! PICK UP THE F***IN’ CHECK, MOM! PICK IT UP!’” – Sam Kinison [...]

]]> By: Nick http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18738 Nick Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:47:19 +0000 http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18738 Great Quotes! Great Quotes!

]]> By: Eric http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18677 Eric Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:54:42 +0000 http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18677 You didn't include enough screaming. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! AHHHHhhhhhhh!!!! AAAhhhhh!!! There, that's better... You didn’t include enough screaming.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! AHHHHhhhhhhh!!!! AAAhhhhh!!!

There, that’s better…

]]> By: Kerry Hein http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18531 Kerry Hein Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:09:44 +0000 http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/06/01/the-great-quotes-of-sam-kinison/#comment-18531 Thanks for the GREAT FUCKING QUOTES! AWESOME! Thanks for the GREAT FUCKING QUOTES!

AWESOME!

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