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They Use Their Hand To Wipe?

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I have recently been educated on how people in Iraq wipe their butts!  I know what your thinking.  What are you talking about DJL and how did you even get into this conversation!  Recently a Soldier came back home from a long stay in Iraq and we got to talking.  Yes the conversation took a downward spin.  I believe someone was drinking out a water bottle and he said the people from Iraq would love that bottle.  So of course I say “why”?  Well I was told that they hate toilet paper.  They say it is smearing!  That is unclean!  So instead they “USE THEIR LEFT HAND TO WIPE THE WASTE AWAY and use the water bottle to sprinkle the water on the just wiped area.

  So let’s talk about this for a second.  I had to look this crap (no pun intended) up on the Internet.  There is actually people who live in a Western society that say they do what the locals do when visiting their country!  We need to analyze this.   “What the hell is wrong with you people”!  I can see you need to squat down over a hole they call a toilet since your in a foreign country but you don’t need use your left hand to scrap the crap off your butt! You can’t use your right hand because you can’t!  That is right you shake hands and eat with your right hand.  I have so much to say about this I am rambling!!!!   Think of the process in which your done doing your duty and you stick your left hand down there and scoop up any remaining KLINGONS. What do you do next you say?  You grab a water bottle or a hose or even a jug and spray water on your butt.  OK, I am cool with that.  But then what do you do with that left hand?  THEY HAVE NO SOAP!  What do you do with your wet butt?  THEY HAVE NO PAPER! 

 OK you have just spilled water on your nasty left hand and you go to eat.  Of course they use no utensils so you need to use your right hand to eat.  THEY STILL HAVE NO SOAP, REMEMBER!  What if you have only one hand?  THEY HAVE NO SOAP!   The thoughts going through my head just made me throw up into the back of my throat!  How do they shower?  Think of the bacteria and disease on everyone’s left hand.  No wonder the life expectancy in Afghanistan is only 44 years old!  Think about all the other hygiene issues I can get into!  They need a serious dose of science.  I have to go to the bathroom now…

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23 comments

1 Kuttoos { 07.02.08 at 10:39 am }

I would say it is better than toilet paper if they use Soap and other stuffs for cleaning it properly. It can wipe out all the Bacteria and all others. But, think about your butt without washing, just a wipe using toilet paper and left just like that for a long day.

What to say about the Bacterias living there? It may cause more harm, right ?

2 Mark { 07.03.08 at 3:34 pm }

when making a deal, always ’shake on it’ with the right to close…

3 dingo { 07.03.08 at 10:38 pm }

I have also heard that women are for procreation, men are for recreation! I wonder what their right hands are doing during recreation.

4 John { 07.29.08 at 5:08 am }

And of course they think Pork is unclean! Hypocritical and archaic!

5 array { 07.29.08 at 8:10 am }

people, you all need to get a life !!

6 Lolwut { 07.29.08 at 12:32 pm }

Its pretty normal in some countries, is this such a revelation?

7 ImUrOBGYN { 07.29.08 at 2:22 pm }

If you’re smearing your ass with shit when you wipe, then you need to learn to properly wipe your ass w/toilet paper. And if you still feel a bit dirty, do like I do and wet a little bit paper at the end of your major wipes, wipe with that, and again with some dry paper.

Omg, I can’t believe I’ve actually entered myself into this topic and actually commented. lol

8 bob { 07.29.08 at 2:38 pm }

Yea, its only shit. Oh, your not doing this right? So who cares if someone else is, its really not your concern. Sorry to break it to you like that. ttyl

9 Arnab Sen { 08.03.08 at 12:39 pm }

A French Canadian intern was confused as to why Indians used water rather than toilet paper to cleanse their cheeks and the chasm between. An intern of Punjabi descent recounted his father’s explanation for this cultural phenomenon. When someone drops some food on a table, wiping it with a paper towel is a quick fix. But to really clean the mess, washing it with water is a much more effective solution.

10 Gypsy2 { 08.27.08 at 8:52 pm }

Be an adult and get over your immature self. There are many cultures, if you are so concerned don’t shake hands.

11 Chimneys { 11.24.08 at 8:53 pm }

I can be liberal too. But disgusting is disgusting. I cringe if my hand accidentaly slips through the paper. Some of you people are nasty.

12 John { 12.24.08 at 12:41 am }

I never clean myself with just toiler paper. I don’t think it’s really clean. I always first wipe with toilet paper, then have a shower and clean my ass with soap + hand.

13 I am not Anoop Desai { 04.04.09 at 3:00 am }

That’s creepy. I never knew that.

14 colin { 06.03.09 at 8:42 pm }

Ok i cant help but comment they are stupid its simple water does not clean germs loo roll doent clean germs so why do we use loo roll? why do you think so we dont get shit on our hands whish caries gems which passes gems to everything that hand touches so when they touch somthing that there shitty hand had touched they now got germs on there which is now a shity right hand why am i conserned you may say its up to them well that may be an till i got shit on my hands from somthing they touched i mean do you realy wana eat food they have mad i know i dont i wana live for years ty vm an as for they whole your ass still got shit on it when you use loo roll yes it has an prob does have for a good 6 hrs but its around the a hole not the cheeks! not sure how u guys wipe dont wana know now as i was saying u aint gona get germs from that for 6 hrs aness you making food with you ass hole not sure if thats poss tbh but anyway to my point what do you thing bath shawers an washings for its to keep you germ free you wash you ass with soup an water then putting any germs down the plug hole and way from food areas cant believe i have to say stuff so obvius oh an p.s soz about the spellings i got a crap memory an cant spell hard for my to lean an retain spelling soz an im tired so cba to spell check soz hope you can still uderstand what i wrote if not well er tuff! :P

15 colin { 06.03.09 at 9:05 pm }

just to add if any1 wana retype what i put an add spelling an grammer correcly ill ty now :D ty , also as for any future comments saying im rasist er well if its theire race that do it , an i’m against spreading germs an against anybody an anyrase that do it, i think they are stupid for believing in somthing that is clearly wrong so if u wana call me rasist u can do an also u can say all english ppl are dirty an use loo roll yes most of us do so yes be a rasist as u like from what i see ppl that call rasist must feal thretond in some way from what ppl say which leads me to believe that they don’t believe in what they do themselves an are not happy with themselves either! I am happy with my clean self, so call me what u like! (parden the line) I couldnt give 2 shits! xD

16 Jameel { 06.05.09 at 2:09 pm }

Actually they wipe while pouring water down their crack. Indians and Pakistanis (my dad is Pakistani) do the same thing.

Of course, one washes one’s hands with soap and water afterwards, and it’s way cleaner than leaving “Klingons” in your crack like toilet paper does.

So get over yourself Hypocrite John.

17 Betty { 07.03.09 at 5:40 pm }

Come on, is soap really used or not?

18 Betty { 07.03.09 at 5:48 pm }

It kinda makes you cringe when you go to a restaurant and you know that it is a possibility that the same hand holding your plate and beverage glass has been washing his butt since childhood and the smell residue has to be there from so many washings! Personally, I always dry wipe with tissue a few times to eliminate the smear factor, wet wipe until it is clear and then dry wipe last. No Klingons here!

19 OMG { 08.19.09 at 4:42 pm }

Lord. OK, shit is disgusting. Why would ANYONE want to touch it willingly. And as far as the Pakistanis using soap, if you have spent a life time thinking a little shit on your hand is no biggie, I bet they just do a quick swish and get on with their day. What if you have long nails? That shit stays under the nails. Ugh. And the smell factor. If you touch shit every day of your life, your hand is bound to smell like shit. I went to Morocco, another land of no TP and I starved for five days. Everyones left hand was unusually dark in the crevices. SHIT. I’m tellin’ ya, it was shit! There was no way I was eating any goat and couscous made by shit hands. It’s vile and filthy. And TP does not smear shit. OK, maybe if you are 5 and just learning to wipe, but lets talk about what the bathroom door is for: to hide the fact THAT WE ALL WET THE TP and wipe our asses with it. Admit it or not. And bidets, some of us use bidets. The bottom line is that the countries who wipe without TP are poor countries whose practices are often rooted in archaic thinking and lack of resources. I guarantee, hand a Paki a roll of Charmin, he’ll be smuggling that shit into his household by the end of the day. LONG LIVE CHARMIN, AND OUT WITH THE LEFT HAND!!!

20 Laith { 01.10.10 at 2:36 pm }

Okay WTF is this idiot talking abut? We do have soaps and we use them, and most of us use BIDETS instead of hoses.

As we all know, Bidets are much more hygienic and even hoses are cleaner than toilet papers. And we do use soaps after using hoses AND bidets. So stop being total retards and don’t believe everything you read on the internet. For more information on this contact me at Terrorrulestheworld@yahoo.com

Have a bad day.

21 miss ann { 02.22.10 at 6:48 am }

Dribbling water down your ass crack does not get the poop off! You would need a high pressure spout like a shower head to effectively clean the area. Then what? There’s no paper in these rest rooms so they walk around with a wet squishy ass all day? That creates a musty genital area that stinks worse than the shit itself. And for women that can’t be good. The butt juice will just work its way into the vagina causing infections. If you are smearing shit when you wipe you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to wipe until the paper is completely clean, no matter how many balls of paper you have to make. If there is still streaks on the paper you are not done wiping. Water on shit will just make it slimy-not clean it completely off. And to walk around with one hand covered in feces is just fucking disgusting. I don’t care if they eat with it or not, they are still touching everything around you therefore defeating the purpose of not eating with it.

22 jaydee { 02.27.10 at 1:44 pm }

When ever I have a crap I always wash my bottom thoroughly afterwards with hot water and hand gel, usually anti-bacterial wash gel. I am always nice and clean in that area and feel fresh all day

23 Travelled { 03.01.10 at 1:43 pm }

Good heavens…how old are you people? 10?!

You need to get out and learn, and lose the ignorance (that is how you’ll know you’ve actually learned).

“Where there is love and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance.”
—– Saint Francis

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