Top 17 Sick Dead Baby Jokes!
(warning: Don’t go in here if you don’t want to read sick but funny jokes)
- How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head. - What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding. - What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume! - What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby. - What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground! - What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out. - What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy. - When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again. - How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them. - What’s worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it - What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 50mph?
Stopping it with a shovel - What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. - What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth. - Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive. - What’s present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy - Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs. - What’s the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don’t get second looks when you’re writing with a felt tip marker!
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140 comments
Hmm. I see a patten developing…and it says: sociopath!
Whats worse than finding a dead baby in a bin?
Finding a dead baby in 10 bins.
Whats pink and cant turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a spear through its head.
those were not funny AT ALL. they were sick. and even if they had not been about dead babies, they would not have been funny. dead children are NOT FUNNY. how could you be so barbaric?
lighten up a little these jokes are funny because they are sick
What do you get when you nail a dead baby to a wall?
I don’t know about you, but I get an erection…
OMG! Those were freaking hiliarious!!! I freaking adore dead baby jokes.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwhich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwhich before you eat it.
O-M-G
what is like wrong with you people?
these like jokes are soooo not funny!!
this is terrible… satans errand boy
you’re going to hell
and i’m pretty sure that’s where you wanna go
like omg..
i am shocked..
you all should die
and have someone rape you
and then eat you
and then make a joke about you
and see if it’s funny then
like geezus..
You two are the sikist basterds to have ever plaged me in my life.
BE GONE!!!!!!
Alright, there’s a problem here. These jokes were hilarious, and I love dead baby jokes. Why? Because they’re sick. And because they’re jokes. Whoever you are, if you rip on these jokes; remember one thing. You came to this site. Don’t say you ‘didn’t know’. Because the link obviously expressed the content of this page. So that makes you the sick ones. Stop being so self-righteous. You’re no better than the rest of us. Learn to laugh, and stop being so high-strung.
Kudos to the makers of this list. And to add;
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the Koala.
Why did the tree fall? The Koala never let go.
How did the Kangaroo die? The tree fell on it.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a trash compactor.
What’s blue and thrashes about the room? Baby in a garbage bag.
What’s blue and flies through the room? Baby with a punctured lung.
What’s blue, yellow, and sinks? Baby with slashed floaties.
What’s yellow, red, and floats? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Haha. Take that, you self-righteous bastards!
What’s red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion!!
What’s worse than a baby in a bin lid?
A bin lid in a dead baby!
What’s the difference between a cup of gravel and a cup of placenta?
You can’t gargle the gravel!
Kickass…I need more….
One from me…
What’s bubbly and scratches on the glass?
A dead baby in a microwave.
How can you play football with a dead baby??
Just as you play it with a football.
What’s black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
A baby in a carousel microwave.
What’s better than a dead baby?
The revoked child support.
This ones the best:
What’s red, sits in front of the mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
this is very funny
What is better than nailing a baby a fence?
Ripping it off.
lulu for 1 if som1 did mak a joke bout my death i’d laugh so pull tht stick out ur a#* n hav som fun 4 once geez
balancebeam… what are you doing on this if u think its sick, its the best
lulu get a life this is awsome and there will be baby jokes in hell
i love these jokes they are funy as fuck because i can relate to them
Omg these jokes are amazimg…… Lulu u are a stupid b**** learn to live a little ur going to hell nyways …. U came to this site …. Im gonna make sur u hear every dead baby joke wen u go to hell after i take over….. Have a nice day =)
rofl
these jokes are hella funny
only because i hate babies , midjets , children, ect…
whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon
one you smash with a sledge hammer and the other u can eat
okay first of all if yall didn’t like dead baby jokes then why’d you come here? to piss on someone else’s parade?
seriously get a life to the haters.
Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a
sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries
down the road to see what’s happening and sees a huge fire engulfing
a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the
window shouting to the firemen below.
FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we’ll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No….I can’t. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we’ll catch him.
LADY: No, you’ll miss. I can’t leave my baby.
Jerry sees this and steps forward. “Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn.”
JERRY: Hey lady, I’m Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco
49er’s. I’m the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I’ll catch him, this is what I do for a living.
Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby
down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes
and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this
and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area,
fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over
the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two
step and then spikes the baby.
P.S. I LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES, ANYONE WHO DOESN’T IS WORTHLESS, also they need to lighten up
HI…I Googled “jokes” and clicked on this site because it says Learn Something New….I don’t even want to know wut these jokes say and could care less, please promptly remove them or I will report you. Joking about dead babies is sick, demented, godless, and twisted. You people should eat shit and die so you can rot in hell for all eternity—>Casey,yoitschris,Sara Suicide baby,joshuag …everybody else defending these jokes can go fuk yourselves you depraved inbred swine!!
How do you make a baby a dog?
Cover it in gas, light a match and…Woof!
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
whats worse then 1 baby in 1 dumpster?
2 babies in 1 dumpster
whats worse then that?
10 dead babies in 10 dumpsters
whats worse then THAT?
1 dead baby in 10 dumpster!
GAH!!!
Yes to dead baby jokes
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ok….
what’s worse than on dead baby in a trash can?
-100 dead babies in a trash can
What’s worse than that?
-there’s a live one at the bottom
What’s worse than that?
-It’s eating its way out
What’s worse than that????
-IT CAME BACK FOR SECONDS
How do you get 100 babies into a 5-gallon bucket?
-A blender
How do you get them back out?
-DORRITOS
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hells yes to dead baby jokes
these are amazing. they make me laugh for hours!
people should lighten up. jokes like these wont kill anyone! if you don’t like them, why did you even waste your time and look them up and than read them? get over it.
love these jokes!!!
A different version of one of the previously mentioned jokes.
What’s worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What’s worse than a pile of dead babies?
There’s a live one at the bottom.
What’s worse than that?
It has to eat its way out.
What’s worse than that?
When it’s done, it comes back for seconds.
What’s the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Hummer?
I don’t have a Hummer in my garage.
If these jokes are not funny to some of you why then as I’m sure you read all the way through them. Should have stopped st the first, better yet not clicked the link. So your just as bad as us. And who can’t like the baby in a clown costume one. Amazing
How do you save a choking baby?
You pull your dick out of its mouth.
What’s the best thing about having sex with a baby?
No which hole you stick your dick in, you still get deep throat.
What’s purple, white, and red and sits in a corner?
A dead baby.
What’s purple, green, and brown and sits in a corner?
The same baby 2 weeks later.
what’s the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don’t come all over the apple before I eat it
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mustang?
There isn’t a mustang in my garage.
And the worst most horrifyingly hilarious one….
How many spins of a microwave does it take to kill a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy jerkin off
HOW DO YOU STOP A BABY FROM CRAWLING IN CIRCLES?
NAIL ITS OTHER HAND TO THE GROUND
whats red and screams alot?
a skinned baby rubbed in salt.
whats green and sits in the corner?
the same baby three weeks later
whats red and sits in all four corners of the room?
a baby playing with a chainsaw
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash on the ground, the other one is a watermelon
What do babies and grapes have in common?
They both give a little wine when you squish them.
What’s the difference between a baby and a football?
Around 15 yards.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see its facial expressions.
wtf? this is jesus!!! u bastards are all going to die! im telling dad!!
What does a baby look like in a blender?
I don’t know… I was too busy jerking off.
Ok well if you think we as a group who enjoy these jokes are socialpaths then your the politics bitch…. an another one is if you can’t relax to laugh then smoke a joint or what ever people are doing now-a-days
Hahahahaha. My friends and I spent all of computer programming reading these. So hilarious.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don’t know, I was too busy throwing them against the wall.
Two truck drivers get into an accident, one truck full of live babies, one full of dead babies. One driver says to the other, “How do we tell which one is which?”
The other driver goes to the piles of babies and starts picking them up with a pitchfork, going “Dead, dead dead dead.”
~Adam, Laura, and other person who wishes to remain nameless.
Stop with the dead baby jokes would you please? There are enough families hurting over illness and poverty to have dementia be added because of someone who obviously has no kids playing around and introducing this into their reality. Think first.
these jokes are quality! heres one:
My missus has just had a go at me after finding popcorn in the baby’s cot! She better not look in the microwave then…
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?….
you cant fuck a sandwich
pretty funnny, some dont make sense tho….k thanx byee
Whats the difference in an orange and a baby?
I don’t eat the skin off of my orange
lmao!! those r hilarios
Q) whats worse then fukkin a dead babie?
A) fukkin a dead babie full of razor blades haha
okay so these jokes are amazing there great and for those who dont like them get a life and have fun…. Peace. Love and Rockets BITCHES…
wowwww people need to lighten up. they are just jokes. i bet people wouldnt be complaining if they were racist jokes and shit like tht. lmfao
Q:) What sound does a baby make in the Microwave?
A:) I don’t know, I was too busy masturbating!
Q,whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby
A, 10 mins in the oven
What do you give a baby in a wheel chair for Christmas?
CANCER!!!!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?????
There’s not a Cadillac in my garage…..
Sorry, that makes no sense….
Why do you stick a nondead baby in a blender feet first…..????
So you can see it’s facial expressions…..
lulu y r u reading these if ur so offened. u said we should get raped , killed then eaten. this is wat we r joking about in these jokes yet u probably mean this so shouldnt u go to hell cuz u want this to happen. i guessing ur religious (probably a bum chum of jesus) and the bible has belifes in polyigamy and incest which went on!!!!! these jokes r great and lulu f*@# u , dont over react when wat u belive in is wat we r joking about
Go Jimmy, I agree with you! My contribution:
What’s warm and attracts dogs?
Baby liver!
What drives them away again?
Lil shit still won’t shut up!
This is sick, depraved, and godless…. Andi fuckin loveit! Dead baby jokes FTW
Hey Josh I’m a big fan of dead baby jokes there hilarious but dude don’t start quoting a book you obviously haven’t read.There is no where in the bible that encourages or allows polyigamy or incest. Just wanted to point that out but yea these jokes are the bomb!
Difference between pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
No ferrari in my garage! haha
Q Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of apples?
A I dont jizz on my apples before i eat them!!!!!!!!
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red ferrari?
I don’t have a red ferrari in my garage!
What’s the difference btween grandmothers and babys?
Grandmothers don’t die when u fuk em in the a$$.
i herd better. . . . XD
Lmao These people kill me with that dead baby jokes arnt funny now come on this shits hilarious and i had 2 miscariges so fuck these haters what the hell you guys dranking haterade??
Wow, I can’t believe what I just read. These jokes are a disgrace to mankind. How can people put babies in blenders and get them out with Doritos!? I’m outraged! You have to use Tostitos!
Stupid asssholes like lulu, and that other fagggot up there please die
Do you know why they boil water when a baby is being born?
A: So they can have soup afterwards……
The simple fact that they are about dead babies is what makes them so funny
What’s worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
To AngelFace24, if you didn’t read the dead baby jokes then how do you know all the names of the people who commented? You are a sick hypocrite.
what the difference between money and dead babies?
money can’t bring u happiness!
what is red and cover in pus? a dead baby peeled and sittin in a pile ofsalt
You people are sick! You have very distrubted minds!!!!!!!!!!
i love dead baby jokes!!!
what do you call a baby on a stick?
a Kebabie
I think I’m in love.
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
OMG im crying right now these jokes are hilarious!!!!!! keep em coming guys
I hope Jesus kills all of you
What’s the difference between a red ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
The babies turned green last week.
What’s the difference between a corvette and a bucket of dead babies?
I don’t have a corvette in my garage.
CAN I GET AN OORAH
Dead Baby Jokes Are The Best
If U dont like ded baby jokes then dont go to this page dumbass
How do u stop a baby from crawling away…..
Nail its hand to the floor….
How do u stop a baby from crawling in circles…….
Nail its other hand to the floor……… lolz hahaha
really? people need to lighten up. ITS A FUCKING JOKE. you don’t like them? dont fucking read them. they’re are jokes that make everybody laugh im sure, you don’t see anyone getting upset about blonde jokes, pirate jokes, so on and so on. GET OVER YOURSELFS, and take a joke.
Whats funnier than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to 10.
Stand and applaud, because dead bby jokes are gonna be around a lot longer than you sons of bitches. Peace
these jokes are amazing. all you haters should seriously just shut your computers off, swallow the barrel of a shotgun, and pull the trigger. that’s basically what you’re telling us to do, right?
What’s the difference between a baby and a dartboard?
Dartboards don’t scream.
LMFAO!
*What’s better than 12 babies in 12 trashcans?
1 baby in 12 trashcans!
Funniest
Why do you slit a babies wrist?
Cause its funny
Sickest
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face
Best AntiJoke
What do you call a group of dead babies sitting by a garbage can?
Sick and immoral, dude who the hell finds these jokes funny?
Whats sicker than a dead bavy severed into pieces?
The person about to tell a joke about it
Why do you severe a baby into pieces?
Why not?
Others
Why do you stick a baby in the microwave?
So it can die from radiation if it manages to make it out
What do babies and zombies have in common?
They both crawl if you shoot them and they don’t die
Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline
Trampolines don’t die when you jump on them?
OMFG!!! I’m tourturing my frends with these lol
love them!!!
how do u save a drowning baby?
harpoon it! XD
lol those are extremely funny i love dead baby jokes sense i was a little boy great job guys
im at superior high school in superior montana if any one thinks other wise
mmm thats good crusty dead baby!
DONT GET SO FUCKING AFFENED ABOUT DEAD BABY JOKES , WE KILL BABIES FOR A LIVING. IF YOU DONT LIKE THESE JOKES DONT FUCKING LOOK THEM UP! BTW I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURING BABY FLESH
- Dead Babies R us
whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
you eat the apple after you;ve had sex with it.
pahahaha….. i love dead baby jokes… me and my friends sit around and think of things tht can be made with them ex. lampshades,christmas lights,throw pillows..earmuffs… hehe and for those of u tht dnt like them F*** u get over it and dnt read it… i have 2 kids and can still laugh at this its a joke holy jeebus!!!!
I love babies… but i can never eat a whole one!!! LOVE U CHEWY!!!
none of those is the worst one.. the best dead baby joke is this……whats the difference betweena steak and a dead baby? i dont fuck a steak before i eat it
What’s the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
…
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
I like to eat deh dead babies…but not teh gay ones because i iuz a homophobe
ther just jokes why you bitches so uptight??
okay…whats the safest way to play with a baby…a condom!!! lol
whats funnier than a dead baby a baby? a baby with down syndrome right next to it
whats a nugget baby floating in the middle of an ocean…fucked
jesus will smite me? im jewish HAHA! thats gonna happen anyways ;D
Whats the difference between dead babys and carrots?
I don’t have carrots in my garden.
For the record: I AM a parent of TWO 3year olds whom I love and would do anything in this world for and even IIIII am bustin up reading these! If you think that you are better just because you think it is immoral to joke about things like this, I would have to say you are ALL hypocrits. Why would you sit here and say that it is wrong to make jokes about dead babies and then turn around and wish or “pray” for the same to happen to any grown human being who is telling the jokes? honestly by the time my baby girl and baby boy are 18, they will probably be sitting right next to me reading these and laughing their @55 off with me. leave being “god” up to god. We are ALLL only human and human we shall be!
What’s the worst thing about f*cking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood off your clown suit.
you look into a pool and see something red and floating, what is it?
a dead baby.
How do you save a dead baby from a burning building?
Throw it out the window.
What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
I don’t fill a watermelon full of semen before eating it.
Mwahahaha!
Haters gonna die!
aww that is sick theese jokes:(<3
ha h ai have one:)
what is blue and orange and you find at a bottom of a swimming pool?
a baby with burst arm bands:) ha ha xxxx
What’s the best part about dating a pedophile?
They like dead baby jokes.
What’s the worst part?
You have to split the corpses….
Wow. this is as much fun as amputee jokes.
What do you call a quadriplegic in the lake.
.
.
Bob!
Whats the difference between your wife a dead baby?
nothing theyre both used for sex and punching bags.
Whats the difference between your dog and your baby?
you love your dog to much you wouldn’t dare kill it.
Why does God hate dead baby jokes?
He doesn’t! what kinda question was that
Why does Satan love dead baby jokes?
Cause he’s Satan, Dipshit.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a dead baby?
The dead baby didn’t resurrect after being crucified.
Where does a dead babies soul go?
Nowhere god isn’t real, go kill yourself if you thought heaven.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and Indian food?
The dead baby doesn’t look, smell, or taste like shit.
What do you do with a Mexican baby?
Stick it in the blender and make bean dip.
What do you do with a dead white baby?
I don’t know thats why I’m asking you for help.
What do you do before eating a dead black baby?
Nothing it already taste like burnt chicken, cant fix that.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
The ferraris in my garage the babies in my oven.
What do you do with a dead baby?
Anything you want, dead babies cant fight back.
What’s the difference between me and a pedophile?
The pedophile can only get pussy from a dead baby, But hey we both kill babies who doesn’t its fun.
What do you do with a dead Jewish baby?
Throw it in a ditch and light it on fire so it can feel like its ancestors.
Why do some people hate dead baby jokes?
Cause it says how some of their babies died and thats what they get for being faggots.
What do you do with a newborn baby?
Eat it while it’s still fresh.
What do you do with a new born baby?
Stick it in the freezer before it goes bad.
What is the difference between a baby and a whore?
The whore charges for sex, the baby doesn’t, but they both end up dead in your trunk.
Whats the difference between a baby and a satanist?
the baby isn’t as retarded and cries when you rape it.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Christian?
Not much they’re both whiny bitches who need to die.
Whats funnier then a dead baby?
A jewish dead baby.
Whats more disgusting to see then four dead babies?
To see four dead babies go to waste.
Got bored of reading the same jokes came up with my own hope u like em
my email address in case anyone wants to rage me. Canturuben93@yahoo.com
first jokes supposed to say “between your wife and a dead baby”
The ultimate dead baby joke!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r54zR4JINXg
Dead baby jokes are the best, no one can argue about that. Ive honestly gotten my top 20 jokes memorized and i tell em to people. i LOVE seeing their faces when i say you get deep throat when you dislocate a babys jaw. muahaha, HUR HITLER!!!
that was stupid Ruben. Go hang yourself….. Please… those werent jokes just random thrown together retarded things with a dead baby added to em
Why didnt they crusify baby jesus.
I dont know either
whats the difference between a dartboard and a baby? dartboards dont bleed. and to all the stuck up pricks who said these jokes were sick…. GTFO. get a sence of humor and laugh a little. Hail Chuck Norris and Cthulhu Fatagn!
How do you paint a fence with a baby?
Hit it with a Lawnmower!
DEAD BABY JOKES FTW
hey dont make this a religious debate josh, and dude who replied to josh i hate when that happens haha but baby jokes great!!!
I’m doing everything I can to have you taken off the web. You’re promoting sex with LIVE babies before KILLING them! You disgusting PERVERT!!!
YOU WERE WARNED!!!
Don’t go in here if you don’t want to read SICK but funny jokes
lulu how are you shocked when the site said ” sick” as clear as day.
Lulu,
like, I mean, like OMG, like FUCKING DIE!!!
I am satan and you will see me in 7 years when I drag your ass down to the inferno.
Oh yeah,
How do you keep a baby from falling down a manhole?
Put a javelin through its head.
Alternate ending:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take a tall glass, add one scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby, and fill with your favorite soda!
chuck norris will kill all haters that hate dead babie jokes because he has dead baby for breakfast luch and dinner every day you b#tch*s
whats more fun than spinning a baby at 50 mph and stopping it with a shovel
spinning it at 100 mph and stopping it with a cricket bat
wats funner than spinning a baby around a washing line at 200 mph
stopping it with a shovle
Hey all you guys getting mad at these jokes, if you ink they’re so bad, why are you looking at them in the first place? Dumbasses.
what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in a pool?
bob
what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs on the front porch?
Matt
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs on the beach?
Sandy
what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the ocean?
F**kd
Whats more fun then spinning a baby at 500 mph on a cloths line?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Dead baby jokes have been here since the beginning of time, and will live forever you cant handle this then thats your problem. we can read what we want and laugh at it if we so choose. so yes we may be “going to hell” in your gods eyes, but if we cared we wouldnt like them. so GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What’s red, white, silver and walks into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
These are funny they are wrong but still ps to LuLu u are just as wrong as the jokes saying some one should die and got to hell some one that could of saved someones life and if you don’t think it’s funny than don’t read them
What do you call a dead baby filled with cheese?
-nacho baby
I love these jokes
People need to lighten up, they’re jokes for a REASON. If you con not handle them leave.
Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
–To see the expression on their face!
What’s the difference between a baby and a dart board?
–Dart boards don’t bleed
What’s the difference between a baby and a tree?
–It’s legal to chop a tree with an ax
What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
–Make a coffee table
Your welcome
What is unique about dead babies above all other life forms in the universe?
You can achieve deep throat whichever end you enter.
you guys are moraqlly corrupt. seek jesus and sallvation and repent for your sins. jokes like this will anger the lord and he will undoubtibly send you to hell! REPENT SINNERS!
jesus sucks
i have one! what stinks, is hungry, and can’t breath? ……Casey anthony’s kid.
no joke the ad on the side of this website says protect your baby protect your family
that i so sad this isnt funny its just plain mean
omg these are hilarious <3
kinda opposite but still funny
i love this one:
whats funnier than a pile of dead babies?
Anything because child mortality is not funny.
lmao
what do you do when a maori is running at you with half a head?
stop laughing, and re-load your shot gun
lolz
ok so haters can stfu. if u dont like the jokes than dont go on the site.
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