Comments on: Top 17 Sick Dead Baby Jokes!

By: youknowit

youknowit — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:36:08 +0000

i have one! what stinks, is hungry, and can’t breath? ……Casey anthony’s kid.

By: jesusizdab3st

jesusizdab3st — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:40:29 +0000

you guys are moraqlly corrupt. seek jesus and sallvation and repent for your sins. jokes like this will anger the lord and he will undoubtibly send you to hell! REPENT SINNERS!

jesus sucks

By: Jesso

Jesso — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:36:14 +0000

What is unique about dead babies above all other life forms in the universe?

You can achieve deep throat whichever end you enter.

By: Happens :/

Happens :/ — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:33:38 +0000

I love these jokes People need to lighten up, they’re jokes for a REASON. If you con not handle them leave.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
–To see the expression on their face!
What’s the difference between a baby and a dart board?
–Dart boards don’t bleed
What’s the difference between a baby and a tree?
–It’s legal to chop a tree with an ax
What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
–Make a coffee table

Your welcome

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:04:34 +0000

What do you call a dead baby filled with cheese?
-nacho baby

By: Shalyn

Shalyn — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:07:07 +0000

These are funny they are wrong but still ps to LuLu u are just as wrong as the jokes saying some one should die and got to hell some one that could of saved someones life and if you don’t think it’s funny than don’t read them

By: ScrewYOU

ScrewYOU — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:52:34 +0000

Q: What’s red, white, silver and walks into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

By: darkakira_1192

darkakira_1192 — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:39:20 +0000

what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in a pool?
bob
what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs on the front porch?
Matt
What do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs on the beach?
Sandy
what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs in the ocean?
F**kd
Whats more fun then spinning a baby at 500 mph on a cloths line?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Dead baby jokes have been here since the beginning of time, and will live forever you cant handle this then thats your problem. we can read what we want and laugh at it if we so choose. so yes we may be “going to hell” in your gods eyes, but if we cared we wouldnt like them. so GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Your mom

Your mom — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 05:44:02 +0000

Hey all you guys getting mad at these jokes, if you ink they’re so bad, why are you looking at them in the first place? Dumbasses.

By: mitch

mitch — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:11:36 +0000

wats funner than spinning a baby around a washing line at 200 mph

stopping it with a shovle