The World Of Rednecks

by DJL

I have so many pictures of Rednecks from emails and surfing the web. I had to put the top 17 together. These are so funny it makes me throw up in my mouth…. I apologize if I don’t give the website proper credit because most of these I received via emails.

Redneck Mansion: I don’t care who you are that is damn nice. I like it because its airy-and gives enough privacy. Little worried about a tornado, but that’s what masc-in tape is for, right? Found this one via email.
Redneck Swimming Pool: Why do you need to dig a hole when you have a perfectly good truck bed sitting in your front yard? This man is a genius…. Found this one via email.

Redneck Timeout: Genius I say! If you don’t have a chair a redneck always have tape! Found this one at http://www.the-miles.org/
Redneck Stonehenge: This guy stuck 3 cars in his yard to piss off his neighbors. They didn’t want to split the cost of a fence with him. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,397625,00.html
Redneck Highschool: I have nothing to say about this one…
Redneck Wedding: I have no words to describe this. Take a look at this picture. She is pregnant, cigarette in hand, sandals, trailer, his wardrobe, the dog, the beer can and what freaks me out the most is the weeds in the front yard. Check this website out for more http://myredneckworld.com/
Redneck Motorcycle: I like this idea because you can paint it and let it peel. http://myredneckworld.com/
Redneck Olympics: Good Times…Good Times… I believe this is sponsored by the Medical Dental Association and Speedos.
Redneck Houseboat: This inspires me. I need one. My wife is like “you don’t need no stinking trailer” But HONEY look what you can do with it. It would be my own personal transformer! Got this one via email.
Redneck Limo: Got this one via email. I think with a new paint-job this would be wicked cool. I believe that is a HEMI!
Redneck toilet: Words are not enough to describe this individual. http://www.ahoffman.com
Redneck Doorbell: All I can do is LAUGHHHHHHH!
Redneck Dishwasher: I don’t see nothing wrong with this. A dog’s spit is safer then ours my grandma always say. http://kentuckydeb.multiply.com/ Check out the
Redneck Air-conditioner: I am thinking with the price of gas the generator may not be the wisest idea. Got this one via email.
Redneck Tattoo: Give them a thumbs up. This is very creative but disturbing. I bet this man or woman was drunk. More of these at http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/redneck-stuff.html
Redneck Date: DANG! She Pretty!
Redneck Marriage: Look how happy he is! If they can get in touch with me I would love to post their children’s pictures. PLEASE! This one was via email.