Fat People Have More Privileges?

So this has been a subject that seems to come up at lunchtime during work.  Imagine a bunch of jerks (me and other fellow managers) figuring out how fat (not mildly fat but enormous fat)do certain things in their life.  Actually to be serious its sad what we do see.  I am by no means a small man but I admit it is my own fault.  I am trying as I write this to diet.  I want to lose at least 50 lbs.   As always I degress…so we once saw a huge, probably 500lbs man, on a motorized skooter and we said to ourselves “Holy Shit!”.  He was so big he had small arms!  I am by no means making fun of this man.  I do realize this is a disease and he needs help but how does this man do daily functions?  I know this is sick but I will bring it up.  How does this man wipe himself?  There is no way his arms reach back there!  Again I am not making fun of huge people this is a real question. 

  I had to look it up online and it appears they have these wiping sticks.  I never knew this and it is true.  They are available for purchase.

  What about to bury a huge person in:

  Actually this is not why I wrote this article so I did digress…. I wrote this article because: A grand jury indicted a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman Thursday in the death of her 2-year-old nephew.  But here is the kicker, because she is so huge and cannot fit through her door they can’t arrest her!  They don’t have a cell to fit her in!  She is still at home stuck in her bedroom. Will she have home confinement because she is huge?