10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ‘ESTROGEN ISSUES’
 
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
 2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
 5. You ‘re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: ‘How’s my driving-call 1- 800-’. [Read more →]

 Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
 A: No, 35 children is enough.
 
Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
 A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
 
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
 
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s
borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question? [Read more →]