Funny Pregnancy Q & A

 Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
 A: No, 35 children is enough.
 
Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
 A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
 
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
 
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s
borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
 
Q : My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during
labor, but pressure. Is she right?
 A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
 
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?  
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.    
 
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labor?
 A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.
 
 Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
 A: Yes, pregnancy.
 
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
 A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
 
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
 A: When the kids are in college.