Crushed Penises On The Rise

 There is new evidence that penile crushing is on the rise!  Parents take notice that while your young boy is learning to party train watch out for falling toilet seats.

There’s evidence that crush injuries due to falling toilet seats may be on the rise, Dr. Joe Philip of Leighton Hospital in Crewe and colleagues warn in a letter in BJU (British Journal of Urology) International.

While he and his colleagues typically see just one or two such cases a year, if any, Philip told Reuters Health, they treated four different two to four year old boys with penile crush injuries in the past several months.

“Thankfully all of the four had only the foreskin swelling, but obviously there’s a lot of anxiety for the parents and the kids,” Philip said. All of the boys were kept in the hospital overnight until they were able to urinate, but none of them suffered lasting physical damage, he added.

  The problem is that the popularity of heavy wooden toilet seats.  These seats not only look good but crush little boys.  Why don’t these parents buy light weight or even the ones with the front cut out? 

  Ladies read this its very important! “Leave the toilet seat up at all times, until all of the boys in the household can hold the seat up on their own.”   Please make sure you monitor your child until he has mastered the art.