The method a muslim uses after passing poop is as follows

1-open the hose of water and direct the water stream at your bum area.
2-with flowing water wipe away the shit off your bum with scrubbing with water till you are certain no shit is present there any more (now ass is clean)
3-Now wash hands thoroughly with soap and water.

same procedure is done when urinating. so pretty nuch our genital area is kept clean.

In addition it is obligatory for each muslim to pray five times a day before which includes washing :mouth+nostrils+hands till elbows+face+feets and wiping hairs+ with water (five times) . Also a bath on friday is also requisite

Also if you spill any filth on your body like poop/urine/ sperms like after intercourse, etc it becomes obligatory on muslim to take a shower. He cannot pray in this

Also during intercourse we are not the ones who take genitals in our mouths, or touch it with toungue (yuck on that)

Also cleanliness has been called half of religion for us

Now evaluate our cleanliness calmly

“1985 Yugo: That car was so bad the country folded.”

If the country folded because of this car, how come it was produced until November of 2008? The Yugo is not to blame for the collapse of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. The ultimate cause for the collapse of Yugoslavia was ultra-nationalism that was influenced by Western powers (Germany, United Kingdom, America) that fed the word “independence” to Croats, Bosnians, Albanians, etc. and even supplied them with weapons to do so. However, even with donated defunct weapons from East Germany/DDR, the Serbs still kicked all of their asses and then NATO, UN, KFOR, England and the United States, all fought against the Serbs. Maybe we suffered the most casualties and “lost” the war, but we out-smarted them in every way. It was practically the whole international political community vs. the Serbs and we still were close to winning. Small country, but strong people with big hearts.

The Yugo was not a bad car, only in the United States was it a bad car. It needed catalytic converters which weren’t designed for the car, which gave it some exhaust manifold problems. In European markets it didn’t need catalytic converters therefore this problem was basically non-existent.

Americans suck at driving manual transmissions, so they often grinded through the gears and put strain on the transmission. They probably didn’t depress the clutch enough when starting/stopping and created some clutch wear. No transmission faults reported in the United States…

The Yugo was also designed to be self-serviced, but Americans somehow managed to fuck the engine up too. They skipped oil changes, air filter replacements, and overall maintenance. The fluids in the engine system rotted and of course lead to other problems.

It’s extremely funny how the Yugo is so “shitty and unreliable” in the United States, but in Serbia it’s probably one of the most reliable cars you can buy (next to Golf MK2). Go look at a mechanic’s shop in Serbia, you will see newer “superior” cars in there all the time, but never a Yugo. Yugo’s do not require more maintenance than oil changes really, but once again, Americans managed to make them unreliable.

Also, the Yugo was not $500 brand new (assuming you are talking about USD). The price was around $3,500 for a brand new one, and was the cheapest car in the United States at the time. The car is not even that slow, when you compare it to similar hatchbacks/city cars like the Fiat 126p and Golf MK2.

I’ve driven three (3) Yugo’s and they are probably more fun to drive than a $1,000,000,000,000 Bugatti Veyron 200-litre hextuple-turbocharged quadruple-clutch semi-automatic dynamic four-wheel-drive system..

When you drive a Yugo, you can feel the car changing gears as you shift from 1-5 on the floor shifter. The low ride lets you feel the road conditions. The lack of ABS makes hard braking interesting. The short wheel base provides for fun on countryside roads under heavy acceleration. The car is designed for self-service, so you feel a bond with your car. In the spiritual sense, this car beats any modern-day hatchback or even sports/supercar. You create a bond with this car that cannot be replicated with all the electronics in cars these days.

The Yugo was a good car, those who say otherwise probably have never owned, driven, SEEN, or perhaps even RESEARCHED about one.

stop laughing, and re-load your shot gun

lolz